…we’ve found the next WWE World Heavyweight Champion! Watch Anthony Schlegel, an Ohio State assistant coach, lay the smack down when a fan tries to run onto the field. Who wants to see him take on Brock Lesnar for the belt??
The Oakland Athletics secured a Wild Card birth into the AL playoffs on Sunday with a Vicotory over the Texas Rangers.
Then the celebration happened and Josh Reddick decided it was a good idea to show the world his nuts. Classic A’s. I hope this team gets it together and makes a run at it. The world needs more guys like this in the national spot light.
The Golden State Warriors are introducing an alternative sleeved jersey, since last year’s jersey was so popular (insert sarcasm). The one cool thing that I did see was the championship tag the NBA promised to add to the jerseys. The 3X is pretty cool and I hope they add that to all the other jerseys. Other than that, can we not have any more sleeved jerseys? This isn’t the WNBA!
A couple of weeks ago we had a post pointing out that Lebron’s hairline has miraculously recovered and he actually was pulling a Benjamin Button and reverse aging. This week at Cavs practice his hairline is now back to what it was a few months ago. Did his new hairplugs fall out already?
Maybe they have had huge improvements on fake hair replacement since Carlos Boozer’s attempt.
Let’s check next week to see how Lebron’s hair is doing. When is Lebron’s hairline going to have its own twitter account?
After not hearing from the great Kendrick Lamar, he released a new song called “i”. Personally, I think he’s the best rapper out there right now and will be responsible for the return of West Coast rap. There aren’t any cool video’s with this clip, just sick beats.
Bill Simmons got suspended from ESPN/Grantland duties for three weeks for basically saying what everyone was thinking. Roger Goodell is a liar. Who still believes that Goodell didn’t see or didn’t know about the second video before he handed down the 2 game suspension for Ray Rice. Anyone who has their hands up…I got this bridge I want to sell you. Bill might have pushed the limit a bit when he dared ESPN execs to suspend him. All was actually quiet for a day or so until the folks at yahoo! sports strategically picked up the story and posted it on their site forcing ESPN’s hand. Bill will be back in time for the NBA season. ESPN isn’t stupid. They aren’t going to fire the man who created Grantland and 30 for 30 on speaking the truth.
Dwight Howard seems to not be good at taking criticism as he received not 1, not 2, not 3….wait that’s the wrong team…but TEN red light violations. Maybe Kobe was right and he is a sensitive dude and doesn’t want to listen to anyone. Isn’t it strange that it takes TEN red light violations for you to lose your license? I was happy to hear that he lost his license after the tenth violation, until I saw that a $285 fee can get you behind the wheel again. Who can’t afford a $285 fine to get your license back? Isn’t that fine missing some zeroes at the end? Shouldn’t one red light violation be more than $285? There are so many questions to be asked. Can we get Ponch and Jon from C.H.I.P.S to help answer these questions? Anyways, lighten up that foot Dwight or else….well…..or else you lose another $285 bucks…..
Dennis Rodman decided this week it was a good idea to head out of the U.S. this week. Normally, I would be all for this but, Mr. Rodman has decided to take on the role as chief peace negotiator for the U.S. or world? At what point will Mr. Rodman figure out that we don’t want him to represent us on any good will trips Also, the last time he left town to make peace happened last year in N. Korea. I don’t see Barack Obama and Kim Jong-Un huddled around the campfire roasting marsh mellows and talking about how swell a guy Dennis is. Secretly, I think Rodman might have a death wish and want to go out in a big bang. For his sake, I hope he doesn’t find these leaders because the next time we see him, it might be on on a video with him losing his head…..literally. Here is the youtube video of him talking about his trip.
3 – The IPhone 6 came out and people will do anything to get their hands on one
The IPhone 6 released last week and people are going to extreme lengths to get their hands on one. For example, a man in China has offered his girlfriend up in exchange for an IPhone 6. If you can read chinese here is the picture.
This sign does’t say “Hi Guys, I wish I was John Cho!” It pretty much says I’m a highly immoral dude who has a slutty girlfriend with low self-esteem who is willing to hangout with you for an IPhone.
The first thing you must be thinking is, this guys girlfriend must be a dog. Well in fact she is not. She is actually not ugly at all….but she might want to learn how to cross her legs.
Before you pass judgement on this guy for putting his girlfriend out like that. She agreed that this was ok and he said no funny business. Just over the clothes stuff….just kidding. This is China guys…and for those who been to China you know what I mean.
The Fappening has returned! All guys rejoice and stay in for the night to surf the web.
The Fappening has returned? What is that you may ask? If you have lived in a non-TMZ world then you might be thinking this is some kind of environmental event. Well, it kind of is because the world shook after the first Fappening. This is the release of more nude photos on 4chan of celebrities doing naughty things. This batch of photos included names such as Jennifer Lawrence (how many nude selfies you gonna take girl?), Kim Kardashian ( who hasn’t seen this girl naked), Hope Solo (suprised she didn’t have male parts), Gabrielle Union (I liked the Dwayne Wade & Gabby Union phone case), Megan Good (praise the lord), Aubrey Plaza, Kate Bosworth (she is still a celebrity? Where has she been?) and on and on and on. I know you are expecting us to show you some photos or link you to them, but we are broke and can’t afford the lawsuits, so be a real Internet pervert and find them yourselves. On a side topic, when did this site 4chan become so popular. I’ve never heard of this site until the blessed poster showed us these stars photos. Also, how long is this dude going to go to jail for? His whole life? Will he get high fived and treated like a king in jail for providing these pictures to us? Also, who thought Bar Rafael was so freaky? Did Leo do that to her? I need answers……especially about on the last two questions.
Remember Astro from X-Factor? He is now on FOX’s new show Red Band Society
Fox premiered their super-hyped Red Band Society last week, about a group of kids living in a pediatric ward. It features the kid from Private Practice, the kid from Prom, and if you haven’t place him yet…the kid who disrespected Simon. The show looks okay so far, but it looks to be trying really hard to set up for some tear-jerking episodes. I am just not sure if I want to see Astro every week yet.
Until next week Ocho-ers….and I’m not sure if there are Ocho Ocho-ers…one can only dream!
I think any random 5 year old could have scored this goal. In fact, a kid probably would be pulled off the field for doing this on a soccer field. Maybe the laces were in…oh wait…this is futbol…..not football.
There is only just over a month before the new NBA season tips off. It’s time to start busting out your Warriors gear! Here are some highlights from last season to help get you over hump day!
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